Dear Middle-Aged Men,

No one cares about your new pitching wedge, how you grill your meat, that you bet the spread in last night’s basketball game, or that you have a hot stock tip.

You are ridiculous.

Tell us that you are attending the No Kings rally this weekend. That you stand against sex crimes, war crimes, and environmental destruction. Tell us that you donate your gambling money to the ACLU or Greenpeace or anyone else that can make a positive impact in the world you’re ignoring. Tell us that you don’t want billionaires calling the shots, secret police terrorizing our streets, voting rights stripped away, or legal citizens devoid of basic rights.

Do any of this, and I’ll let you tell me about that putt you missed on 15.

Deal?

Joe Mohr has been a cartoonist since 2007. He has been published in magazines, newspapers, books, textbooks, and websites worldwide. He proudly works with Cartoon Movement and many other publications and organizations.